I'm Rida, 16.
I like long walks on the beach...just kidding, no I don't. But I do like long romantic walks to the fridge. This is m humor blog and yeah. Follow me bitchesss.
What if in France a French kiss was just a regular kiss? Like that’s how parents kiss their children goodbye and you don’t realize this until you’re living in France and have a child and you refuse to kiss your child in that way but your child is crying because they think you don’t love them
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA
IT IS A BOOB HOLDER
IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS
THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE HONORED TO HOLD MY BOOBS THIS BRA SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT
i will hold them for free
That is just the perfect picture to go with that.
You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands.
For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
thats the best comparison ever
Virginity is like a pencil because once you give it to someone you’re not getting it back
